There was an excellent Question in last week’s Q&A Friday Q&A #8 that deserves its own post Q: I heard this dude once did the helicopter so hard he flew. Possible? A: Maybe. We all remember the stories in highschool about how Wright Brothers’s first flight’s third leg gave an assist on landing, but is it true?… Continue reading A Very Special In Depth Q&A #9

There was a question in the meaty-mailbag, that merits it’s own post – stay tuned, it will appear soon. So, let’s give the other questions the best Q&A ever. . Q: I have a big penis too, but no one knows. How can I get the word out? A: Many ways! You can Drop Subtle Hints,… Continue reading Friday Q&A #8

Background information on this science experiment can be found here Schlong Science Sunday #1 and here Schlong Science Sunday #2. Summary: This is a case study to see who looks at the bulge. The Love Log Lookie Loos have been less frequent, but as promised the data is now available in Spreadsheet format here: Dong Data so dig in and… Continue reading Schlong Science Sunday – Super Spreadsheet Edition

Today, in a very special Q&A we address a question in depth Q: Dear Schlong, my dong is long. It’s just so jacked, that it’s stretching my slacks. Plus I’m poor, and can’t afford to buy more! I don’t know what to do, so I’m turning to you! Please help! . A: First of all,… Continue reading A Very Special In-Depth Q&A #7

Tuesday had a big post of its own, so here’s a special Tuesday Q&A on Wednesday. So let’s make this the best Q&A ever. . Q: I am building a snowman, can I make him anatomically correct with a BigSnowPenis without looking like a perv? A: Of course! Just like YourBigPenis, put a big pair… Continue reading Wednesday Q&A #6

I tell you what is it like to throw all your BigDickProblems aside and bang one of the elusive size queens. Prepare for some humblebraging and stereotyping off of a size queen sample of n=1. According to the most recent BigDickProblems demographics I am…promiscuous. But never with a size queen. Until now. After several smash sessions… Continue reading Riding the Unicorn

Many people are asking: “SchlongStrong, did you see the #BLMkidnapping by the #FaceBookFour? Could a BigPenis have prevented this tragedy?” Yes! Of course! But it didn’t need to be big – a modest D could have prevented this too! Exclusive sources on the ground aka #ChicagoSchlongSources recently revealed that the Female perpetrators were not receiving… Continue reading BigD Tragedies #BLMkidnapping #FacebookFour

There’s a big back log – of questions so to help clear the pipe, here’s a special Tuesday Q&A on Thursday. So let’s make this the best Q&A ever. . Q: I’m detoxing from internet addiction. Can a BigPenis help? A: Of course. Put a thumb print lock on your phone but swap that thumb… Continue reading Special Thursday Q&A #5

Many people are asking -“I have a BigPenis but when I take a pic of it doesn’t seem big? HELP!” Well you can take measurement pictures, but that’s boring and rulers aren’t sexy. Comparisons are where it’s at because it doesn’t matter if it IS big – matters if it SEEMS big. So how will… Continue reading The art of the DicPic

Laddie, Wew. With Christmas and the New Year out of the way, we’ll get back to regular BigPenis blogging. SchlongScienceStudies have continued throughout and there’s now a bigbacklog the Q&As b/c of course there is. Cheers